Here is a top ten list full of gents who walk this planet never hearing the words “No, I can’t come over I’ve got an early morning appointment, so…”. Curling female toes everywhere and inspiring many a hetero-man-crush, bromance, attempted man-date…whatever, these guys pwn this planet and we live vicariously through parts of them.
10) James McAvoy
and you just might stop to check me out?
Fact: He’s romanced the likes of Kiera Knightley, Anne Hathaway and Christina Ricci.
Nice!
9) Shia LeBoeuf
Megan, meet me back at my trailer...
Fact: His name means “Thank God for the Beef.” Shia- Gift from God, LaBeouf-Beef…
Ladies say it with me!
8) Jake Gyllenhaal
It's the little crows feet that get them everytime.
Fact: Jake’s first “love scene” was in the movie The Good Girl, with Jennifer Aniston. He lists Jennifer Aniston as his best on-screen kiss.
Not a Fact: I’m sorry Jen, I can’t say the same.
7) Robert Downey Jr.
I'm Ironman baby, now help me get the rest of this suit off.
Fact: His father offered him marijuana when he was eight.
In fairness, he had started working at five so by eight he really needed to learn how to chill.
6) Colin Farrell
They say I'm a bad boy... but at some things, I'm oh so very good!
Fact: In 2005, Jamie Foxx swore “never to drink again” after a 12-hour drinking session with Colin.
Don’t go to Northern Ontario boys… cause at 12 hours you’re only halfway home, or so I’ve heard I used to pass out after 45 minutes.
5) Ryan Gosling
Backstreet Boys, Soul Decision, C'mon Ryan let's see the dance moves.
Fact: Ryan turned down an invitation from Backstreet Boy A.J. McLean to audition for the boy band.
Solid decision in my humble ”musicians should actually write music” opinion.
4) Jude Law
The Holiday was a really good flick!
Fact: Jude sacrificed his 2006 Christmas holiday to direct and act in the play Romeo and Juliet in a South African orphanage in Durban.
See, now that’s just another reason why this guy is “actually” cool.
3) Brad Pitt
My girlfriend says I look nothing like him.
Fact: In May 2008, Brad and Angelina Jolie bought a chateau on the French Riviera worth $72 million. The Chateau Miraval contains 3 bedrooms, a forest, lake and a moat.
My place is similar. I have one bedroom, a half-dead fern, puddle in the corner of the bathroom when I don’t shut the shower curtain enough and a “kinda” moat since the house next to me is putting in new plumbing and have dug up the yard. Jeez, rich people make me… wanna be rich.
2) Robert Pattinson
I'm a hot trending search term, so you know.
Fact: Robert beat out 3,000 people to play “Edward Cullen” in the movie Twilight.
Yes, I know your asking yourself, Blaine, were you one of the 2,999 deeply disappointed actors… and no, no I was not.
1) Johnny Depp
Agreed, the coolest cat of the litter!
Fact: After entertaining several friends at the Chicago restaurant “Gibsons”, Johnny Depp tipped his waiter $4000 for the superb service he and his guests received.
I worked in a restaurant once, yup, dreaming of the day a fine gazillionaire would come waltzing in and pay my rent for four months and yes, if my rent was 8 dollars a month, then it did happen on more than one occasion.
There’s ten fine specimens to be cloned and sold as fine playthings to the worlds elite. I placed fourteenth but we don’t do top fourteen lists, so…
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