By Jeff Otto
July 1st
Public Enemies
What is it? The bullet-riddled story of the FBI’s struggle to take down cult hero bank robbers John Dillinger, Baby Face Nelson and Pretty Boy Floyd in the early ‘30s.
Who’s in it? Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, Marion Cotillard, Channing Tatum, Leelee Sobieski, Billy Crudup, Giovanni Ribisi, Stephen Graham
Why it just might be the best movie ever: Depp and Bale in the same movie? What, was Jesus not available too?
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: In the highly unlikely circumstances that Miami Vice was the end of the beginning for Mann, it’s a remote possibility. But let’s hope he already got the bad one out of his system.
The reality: Mann paired Pacino and DeNiro a decade ago on Heat and the result was magic, plus one of the greatest shootouts ever witnessed on screen. Hopes are high for this one, a rare treat of strong credibility in the fluff-filled summer movie season.
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Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs
What is it? The Ice Age characters return for a third adventure with the added ingredient of dinosaurs.
Who’s in it? The voices of Ray Romano, Denis Leary, Simon Pegg, John Leguizamo, Seann William Scott, Queen Latifah
Why it just might be the best movie ever: If you already love the Ice Age series, how could a new one with dinos possibly be anything but amazing?
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: Been there, done that. Is Scrat and his endless acorn pursuit still funny?
The reality: Another entertaining Fox animated comedy to pass the time until the next Pixar release.
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July 10th
Bruno
What is it? Baron Cohen follows Borat with Bruno, a gay Austrian fashionista who comes to America for the express purpose of making people uncomfortable sexually.
Who’s in it? Sacha Baron Cohen
Why it just might be the best movie ever: The trailer is hysterical and Borat was a comedy masterwork.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: If you’re turned off by inappropriate humor and mean-spirited pranks, take a pass.
The reality: Should be a blast for anyone who gets and enjoys Baron Cohen’s unique brand of twisted humor.
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I Love You Beth Cooper
What is it? A nerdy high school valedictorian proclaims his love for the hottest girl in school so she decides to give him one unforgettable night.
Who’s in it? Hayden Panettierre, Paul Rust, Alan Ruck
Why it just might be the best movie ever: Its an ‘80s movie set in the present! What’s not to like?
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: This concept has been done to death.
The reality: Christopher Columbus returns to his ‘80s roots. Can he still relate to the new generation?
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July 15th
Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince
What is it? Harry Potter returns for his sixth year at Hogwarts.
Who’s in it? Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson, Rupert Grint, Michael Gambon, Alan Rickman, Helena Bonham Carter, Jim Broadbent
Why it just might be the best movie ever: The book is a favorite for many fans of the series.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: Rumors persist that delays were due to problems with the production.
The reality: Should entertain the massive loyal fan base, make a ton of cash and set the stage for the final films.
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July 24th
All Good Things
What is it? A mystery set in the ‘80s about a real estate agent whose lover vanishes and the detective who taps into the deadly mystery behind her disappearance.
Who’s in it? Kirsten Dunst, Ryan Gosling, Jeffrey Dean Morgan, Frank Langella
Why it just might be the best movie ever: Director Andrew Jarecki’s Capturing the Freedman’s was one of the more emotionally riveting documentaries ever made. If he can translate half of that tension and angst to this thriller, it should keep audiences glued to their seats.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: Dunst and Gosling’s work has been inconsistent and the story feels a bit too familiar.
The reality: Could be one of summer’s sleeper hits.
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G-force
What is it? A 3-D family comedy about secret agent guinea pigs.
Who’s in it? The voices of Nicolas Cage, Sam Rockwell, Penelope Cruz, Will Arnett, Jon Favreau
Why it just might be the best movie ever: You are the charter member of the Guinea Pig Lover’s Association of America and have been tirelessly fighting for years to see these cuddly fur balls receive their just do on the silver screen.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: It’s about secret agent guinea pigs.
The reality: Kids will love it and their parents will get a 90-minute nap.
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The Orphan
What is it? The Omen with a girl.
Who’s in it? Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard, CCH Pounder, Isabelle Fuhrman
Why it just might be the best movie ever: You always loved The Omen, but wished Damien was a girl.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: A dull cast and the director of the listless House of Wax.
The reality: A toss-off summer thriller that might at least score some unintentional laughs.
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The Ugly Truth
What is it? A morning show producer is put up to a series of tests by her chauvinist correspondent.
Who’s in it? Gerard Butler, Katherine Heigl, Kevin Connolly, Cheryl Hines
Why it just might be the best movie ever: I don’t know, sounds pretty daring and original to me.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: The plot sounds like it was spat out of a rom com generating machine.
The reality: Heigl and Butler are likable enough and easy on the eyes.
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July 31st
Funny People
What is it? Judd Apatow returns to the director’s chair in this story of a terminally ill comedian who takes an up-and-comer under his wing.
Who’s in it? Adam Sandler, Seth Rogen, Leslie Mann, Jonah Hill, Eric Bana
Why it just might be the best movie ever: Sandler is great on the rare occasion he works with a strong director and its hard to imagine a better suitor than Apatow.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: Apatow’s hot streak has to end some time.
The reality: Looks like a lot of fun and the trailer is great. Chances are good it will live up to the strong precedent set by Knocked Up and 40 Year-Old Virgin.
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Aliens in the Attic
What is it? A family heads to their Maine vacation home to find an alien has taken up residence.
Who’s in it? Robert Hoffman, Ashley Tisdale, Carter Jenkins, Gillian Vigman, Tim Meadows, Kevin Nealon
Why it just might be the best movie ever: There’s always room for a summer surprise.
Why it just might be the worst movie ever: Anyone remember Mac and Me or am I dating myself?
The reality: This one doesn’t look too great, but hopefully you can send the kids while you get dinner.
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I’ve got Funny People, Bruno, and Public Enemies at the top of my list!
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