You want a piece of this American Pie? Ohhh yeah!
Love that Pie!
‘American Pie Presents: Book of Love‘ hits the shelves Dec. 22nd with a new batch of smoking babes and the hapless dudes who are trying to get into their knickers.
You know you want a piece of that – so here’s your chance to score the freshest slice on DVD. You can be among the first to fondle the goods, but you gotta show some creativity to earn it.
Win 1 of 4 DVDs
Here’s what you gotta do:
1. Listen to the the classic song “American Pie” by Don Maclean
2. Create new lyrics to the chorus (below) as a new theme song for the movie
3. Post your literary masterpiece in the comments and invite your friends over for a viewing party (unless you prefer to watch alone ;-)
We’ll choose the winners on Thursday January, 7th 2010 5PM PST – We’ll choose based on originality, creativity and clever references to the American Pie movie culture.
Here’s your inspiration:
“I started singin’,
“Bye-bye, Miss American pie.”
Drove my Chevy to the levee,
But the levee was dry.
Them good old boys were drinkin’ whiskey and rye
And singin’, “This’ll be the day that I die.
“This’ll be the day that I die.”
Imogen, Alyson and Dana want you to enter
You know the song (it’s all about the loss of innocence as America transitioned from 1950s to 60s) – and are appalled by the Madonna cover version – so here’s a live version to sing along to:
Here’s my version:
Don gives you the big thumb
Bye, bye former virgin guy
Put my chubber in a rubber
and that ain’t no lie
Them saucy girls are saying, “Wow, he’s a good lay”
And I’m thinking, “Who’ll be my next score?”
Coz I’m not f%$king apple pie anymore
Yup it’s a masterpiece i know – can you do better? Good, cause i’m not allowed to win.
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11 Comments
We were swigging,
Cold beer and a bottle of Rye,
Drunk and weaving, screaming,
we started to cry,
This is going nowhere we gasped
and we sighed,
In the dirt is where we’ll soon lie.
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Bye, Bye said my girlfriend last night
said my aim was to blame
and I knew she was right
now it’s just me and my American Pie DVD
thinkin, Jennifer looks sweet in this light
Jennifer looks sweet in this light
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bye, bye warm apple pie
you’ve been so good
nah, that’s just a lie
There’s no replacing the real thing, the real deal
I just have to get laid before I die
I’ve gotta get laid before I die!
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A long time ago
I still remember
a little movie that made me smile
it was nineteen ninety nine
and Stiflers mom was oh so fine
it was all about girls and bedding
and there even was a wedding
we went to band camp
and scored with a tramp
she took a flute
and let’s just say it was a hoot!
now this is the book of love
your lying on the bottom and the girls above
she wants to go slow
but your looking for a blow
met another couple and i started swinging
more more american pie
Eugene Levy
and some other guy
met some girls told them a lie
want in their pants will give it a try
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my my miss american pie
can i get a taste can i give it a try
this movie’s about Eugene Levy
and a Virgin guy
if you give me half a chance
we could make some romance
with a little luck
we could %&#K
i want to win the book of love
i have faith in movieset above
that would make me smile
and i would be happy for awhile….
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“I started whining’,
“Why, why can’t I get me some pie?”
Rubbed my hands up and down her thigh,
She said no, but I thought I would try.
All the other guys score with breaking a sigh
And some more whining, “All I hear is bye bye.
“All I hear is bye bye.”
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Slightly revised (5th line)————
“I started whining’,
“Why, why can’t I get me some pie?”
Rubbed my hands up and down her thigh,
She said no, but I thought I would try.
All the other guys score without breaking a sigh
And some more whining, “All I hear is bye bye.
“All I hear is bye bye.”
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Bye, bye my right hand and I
My lotions almost empty and my hand is dry
I found a good book that I might give a try
now I’ll give a real girl a try, now I’ll give a real girl a try
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We started swingin’
Our cocks in the way of the prize
Took our party to her pussy
but it was too dry
Nathan & Rob were thinking why God why
And Lube said “I know why, you have to wine and “DINE”
“I found it on page SIXTY-NINE”
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I always like American Pie almost all i have seen. They are very funny and I enjoyed alot.
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A long, long time ago…
I can remember from the first movie
when I saw that pie.
I started singing
Hi, hi warm apple pie
Eugene Levy
walked in when I stuck in my fry
trust me it wasn’t dry
I thought this would be the day that I would die.
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