MovieSet Dailies

You came, you quoted Quentin, … and some of you won.

Holy smokes, the Quoting Classic Quentin contest was a juggernaut and rousted hardcore Tarantino fans who pulled out common and obscure lines from his celebrated catalog.

Judges Table

Alas, not all 80+ entries can win, so we’ve sequestered a a grand jury with a bottle of gin, a loaded 9mm (ok, it was a Nerf gun) and an adrenalin shot in the fridge just in case to chose the 6 fortunate basterds who will get an extra day of Hanukkah when a killer prize arrives in the post.

To prepare, we each digested a Tarantino classic (or two) in the past days to re-familiarize ourselves with the nuance, context and general badass-ness of Quentin quirky dialog and poignant cultural references.

After cutting off the bar at 5PM PST, we sat around in a Mexican stand-off and graded your submissions on a score card of originality, dexterity, overall weirdness and bonus for misspellings, and here’s what we came up with:

Winners of 6-disc QT Collection DVD boxset
with Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Death Proof and Jackie Brown

Carolyn December 15, 2009 at 11:06 am
“Wakey, wakey … eggs and bakey.” Bud to “Black Mamba” before he buries her alive in Kill Bill, Volume II

Jason December 16, 2009 at 2:54 pm
CHET ( from dusk till dawn)
Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy must go. At the Titty Twister we’re slashing pussy in half! This is a pussy blow out! Make us an offer on our vast selection of pussy! We got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy, tight pussy, big pussy, bloody pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy, smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin’ pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule pussy, fake pussy! If we don’t have it, you don’t want it

Cynthia December 17, 2009 at 1:42 am
Jules and Yolanda in Pulp Fiction – because I love the Fonz!
“Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody. We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what’s Fonzie like?”
“Cool?”
“What?”
“He’s cool.”
“Correctamundo. And that’s what we’re gonna be. We’re gonna be cool.”

Jim December 17, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Stuntman Mike from Death Proof:
Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.

Winners of 2-disc Inglourious Basterds DVD set
with special features like ‘Nation’s Pride’ propaganda film and postcards

Bradley December 14, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Pete Bottoms (From Dusk till Dawn): Don’t do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I’m acting natural – in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a !@#$%* Academy Award for how natural I’m acting.

John C. December 17, 2009 at 12:36 pm
Four Rooms-The Man from Hollywood segment
“Norman, are you ready?”
“I’m ready.”
“Ted, are you ready?”
“Ready.”
“Okeydokey.”
“Norman… begin.”
“Aaah!”
“My finger! My fu*%in’ finger!”

Score more booty

Have a complaint? Don’t send a thug to pop a cap in our collectives a$$es – instead, enter both fresh contests: “Canadian Comedy Exports” to win a dual-pack of Trailer Park Boys including Countdown to Liquor Day and/or “Gimme a Piece of American Pie” to win the 7th installment of the teenage T&A franchise.

Author: Dave