Celebrating Tarantino
With critical and box office success, 2009 was a great year for the acclaimed (and eccentric) director Quentin Tarantino.
To celebrate, MovieSet is giving you a chance to get your hands on some Tarantino prizes including the 6-disc collector’s box-set with all the classics (& a mini samurai sword!) or the brand-new Inglourious Basterds 2-disc set with a ton of behind the scenes special features.
Fool-proof Plan
To grab the stash, you just have to impress us with your fave classic Quentin quote.
1. Submit a quote as a comment on this post – can be from any Quentin Tarantino movie but be sure to include the character and film name for reference
2. Nothing (bribing and scheming encouraged)
3. Check in on Monday Dec. 21 at 5 PM PST, the MovieSet crew will pour the eggnog and pick 6 quotes which impress or amuse us & announce on Twitter
QT DVD Prizes
Win one of 4 copies of ‘The Quentin Tarantino Collection’
Get all six discs including: Pulp Fiction, Jackie Brown, Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2, Death Proof and Reservoir Dogs with new, original disc art and high gloss photos from each film as well as a National GWP of a mini plastic Kill Bill Samurai Sword, complete with stand.
Blurb: On December 8th, 2009, pick up The ‘Quentin Tarantino Collection’ for any Tarantino fan on your shopping list.
Re-live all the action with some of your favorite actors including John Travolta (The Taking of Pelham 1 2 3), Samuel L. Jackson (The Spirit), Bruce Willis (Surrogates), Tim Roth (The Incredible Hulk), Robert Forster (Ghosts of Girlfriends Past), Uma Thurman (My Super Ex-Girlfriend), Lucy Liu (Kung Fu Panda), David Carradine (Crank: High Voltage), Kurt Russell (Stargate), Zoe Bell (Whip It), Rosario Dawson (Seven Pounds), Harvey Keitel (National Treasure: Book of Secrets) and Michael Madsen (Strength and Honour). Better act quick, this collection is only available for a limited time while supplies last!
Win one of 2 copies of ‘Inglourious Basterds‘ 2-disc DVD set
MovieSet has tracked Inglourious Basterds since it was just a broken spellcheker in Oct. 2008, then followed it to the advance screening in May 2008 at Cannes then theatrical release review in August. Along the way, MovieSet has assembled an epic collection of Basterds video including b-roll, behind the scenes goofing around, cast/crew interviews, candid shots and trailers.
Blurb: Now, just in time for the holidays, comes Inglourious Basterds. The DVD includes extended scenes, alternate scenes, the Nation’s Pride propaganda film, and domestic and international trailers.
On December 15th, pick up your copy of Quentin Tarantino’s Inglourious Basterds starting Brad Pitt, Mélanie Laurent, Christoph Waltz, Eli Roth and Diane Kruger. Employing pulp and propaganda in equal measure, Quentin Inglourious Basterds weaves together infamous, oppressed, real and larger-than-life stories of WWII.
Quentin Tarantino talks about witting, casting and dialog in the film Inglourious Basterds.
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Pete Bottoms (From Dusk till Dawn): Don’t do that! Look, you asked me to act natural, I’m acting natural – in fact, under the circumstances, I think I ought get a !@#$%* Academy Award for how natural I’m acting.
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Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh – ?
Jules: “What” ain’t no country I’ve ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, mother*!CK@#, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I’m sayin’!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what Marsellus Wallace looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say ‘what’ again. Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you mother*&ck#$, say what one more Goddamn time!
Pulp Fiction
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Pulp Fiction:
Zed: Bring out the Gimp.
Maynard: Gimp’s sleeping.
Zed: Well, I guess you’re gonna have to go wake him up now, won’t you?
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Hattori Hanzo (Kill Bill: Volume 1) Funny, you like samurai swords… I like baseball.
Can’t wait for my Tarantino box set! I want a mini sword!!!
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“Wakey, wakey … eggs and bakey.”
Bud to “Black Mamba” before he buries her alive in Kill Bill, Volume II
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Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) Pulp Fiction- “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
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Floyd: Don’t condescend me, man. I’ll f@#kin’ kill ya, man.
Floyd (Brad Pitt) from “True Romance”
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lets try this again………..
BUTCH:
Baby-love, from the moment I left you, this has been without a doubt the single weirdest day of my entire life. Climb on an’ I’ll tell ya about it.
Fabian does climb on. Butch STARTS her up.
FABIAN:
Butch, whose motorcycle is this?
BUTCH:
It’s a chopper.
FABIAN:
Whose chopper is this?
BUTCH:
Zed’s.
FABIAN:
Who’s Zed?
BUTCH:
Zed’s dead, baby, Zed’s dead.
Pulp Fiction….. one of the best cult movies out there!!!!!!!!!
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CHET ( from dusk till dawn)
Pussy, pussy, pussy! All pussy
must go. At the Titty Twister
we’re slashing pussy in half! This
is a pussy blow out! Make us an
offer on our vast selection of
pussy! We got white pussy, black
pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy,
hot pussy, cold pussy, wet pussy,
tight pussy, big pussy, bloody
pussy, fat pussy, hairy pussy,
smelly pussy, velvet pussy, silk
pussy, Naugahyde pussy, snappin’
pussy, horse pussy, dog pussy, mule
pussy, fake pussy! If we don’t
have it, you don’t want it!
or the second part to that lil rant…….. same movie of course
CHET
(yelling into the
microphone)
Take advantage of our penny pussy
sale. Buy any piece of pussy at
our regular price, you get another
piece of pussy, of equal or lesser
value, for a penny. Now try and.
beat pussy for a penny! If you can
find cheaper pussy anywhere, fuck
it!
another classic
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“Fabienne: Whose motorcycle is this?
Butch: It’s a chopper, baby.
Fabienne: Whose chopper is this?
Butch: It’s Zed’s.
Fabienne: Who’s Zed?
Butch: Zed’s dead, baby. Zed’s dead.”
(Pulp Fiction)
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“Was that as good for you as it was for me?”
Mr. Blonde, “Reservoir Dogs”, right after slicing the cop’s ear off ( as if this needs to be pointed out )
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‘Dusk till Dawn’
-Seth (George Clooney): Psychos don’t explode when sunlight hits them, I don’t give a f*** how crazy they are!
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Jules (Samuel L. Jackson) Pulp Fiction- “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
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“And now, little man, I give this watch to you”
Captain Koons (Pulp Fiction)
“Don’t fuckin’ Jimmy me, Jules”
Jimmy
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Jimmie: No, no, no, no, let me ask you a questiion. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain’t seen no…
Jimmie: Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said Dead Nigger Storage?
Jules: No. I didn’t.
Jimmie: You know why you didn’t see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: ‘Cause it ain’t there, ’cause storing dead niggers ain’t my ficking business, that’s why!
Pulp Fiction )
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–Reservoir Dogs–
Mr. White: When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that’s giving you static, he probably thinks he’s a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.
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“Nobody’s gonna hurt anybody. We’re gonna be like three little Fonzies here. And what’s Fonzie like? Come on Yolanda what’s Fonzie like?”
“Cool?”
“What?”
“He’s cool.”
“Correctamundo. And that’s what we’re gonna be. We’re gonna be cool.”
Jules and Yolanda in Pulp Fiction – because I love the Fonz!
And let’s quote the man himself
“I was kind of excited about going to jail the first time and I learnt some great dialogue.”
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i’ll just bribe and scheme. Just got my jaw wired shut from surgery and can do nothing but sit around for 4-6 weeks. would be nice to have something cool to watch.
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Dave Reply:
December 22nd, 2009 at 4:54 pm
i’ll find something to send ya
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A quote pair from Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004):
The Bride: You and I have unfinished business.
Bill: Baby, you ain’t kidding.
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(Pulp Fiction)
“That is some fucked-up repugnant shit”
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“Hamburgers! The cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.”
( Jules, “Pulp Fiction” )
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Death Proof:
Lee: Did you know Kim carries a gun?
Abernathy: Yes. Do I approve, no. Do I know, yes.
Kim: Look, I don’t know what futuristic Utopia you live in, but the world I live in, a bitch needs a gun.
Abernathy: You can’t get around the fact that people who carry guns tend to get shot more than people who don’t.
Kim: And you can’t get around the fact, that if I go down to the laundry room in my building at midnight enough times, I might get my ass raped.
Lee: Don’t do your laundry at midnight.
Kim: Fuck that! I wanna do my laundry whenever the fuck I wanna do my laundry.
Abernathy: There’s other things you can carry other than a gun… Pepper spray.
Kim: Mothafucka try to rape me, I don’t wanna give him a skin rash.
I wanna shut that nigga down.
Abernathy: What about a knife at least?
Kim: You know what happens to mothafuckas who carry knives?…
They get shot!
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You make the Lord very nervous
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Kill Bill, “Bill—–it’s your baby.”
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Are you a Oak man?
Winston Wolf
Pulp Fiction
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Instead of going to a movie site to copy an impressive quote, I’m going to give you one off the top of my head
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From Pulp Fiction, Jules:
“Check out the big brain on Brad.”
I like to say this to my friends when they say something smart :)
Thanks!
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From Mr. PINK: I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s fucked up. That ain’t my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. Look, if you show me a piece of paper that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And this non-college bullshit you’re givin’ me, I got two words for that: learn to fuckin’ type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big fuckin’ surprise.
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Are you calling me on a cellular phone? I don’t know you! Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone! Prank caller, prank caller!
Lance – Pulp Fiction
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Marsellus Wallace: “What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin’ niggers, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin’, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’ma get medieval on your ass.”
Marsellus Wallace (Ving Rhames) from Pulp Fiction
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“I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.”
Seth (George Clooney) — “From Dusk ‘Til Dawn”
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Vincent: Want some bacon?
Jules: No man, I don’t eat pork.
Vincent: Are you Jewish?
Jules: Nah, I ain’t Jewish, I just don’t dig on swine, that’s all.
Vincent: Why not?
Jules: Pigs are filthy animals. I don’t eat filthy animals.
Vincent: Bacon tastes gooood. Pork chops taste gooood.
Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy motherfucker. Pigs sleep and root in shit. That’s a filthy animal. I ain’t eat nothin’ that ain’t got sense enough to disregard its own feces.
Vincent: How about a dog? Dogs eats its own feces.
Jules: I don’t eat dog either.
Vincent: Yeah, but do you consider a dog to be a filthy animal?
Jules: I wouldn’t go so far as to call a dog filthy but they’re definitely dirty. But, a dog’s got personality. Personality goes a long way.
Vincent: Ah, so by that rationale, if a pig had a better personality, he would cease to be a filthy animal. Is that true?
Jules: Well we’d have to be talkin’ about one charming motherfuckin’ pig. I mean he’d have to be ten times more charmin’ than that Arnold on Green Acres, you know what I’m sayin’?
Pulp Fiction is still tops with me. I snuck in to see it with some girlfriends of mine at age fifteen.
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Mr. Orange: What happens if the manager won’t give you the diamonds?
Mr. White: When you’re dealing with a store like this, they’re insured up the ass. They’re not supposed to give you any resistance whatsoever. If you get a customer, or an employee, who thinks he’s Charles Bronson, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that. You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you’re gonna smash her in the face next, watch her shut the fuck up. Now if it’s a manager, that’s a different story. Managers know better than to fuck around, so if you get one that’s giving you static, he probably thinks he’s a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna know something and he won’t tell you, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb’s next. After that he’ll tell you if he wears ladies underwear. I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.
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Four Rooms-The Man from Hollywood segment
Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
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“Norman, are you ready?”
“I’m ready.”
“Ted, are you ready?”
“Ready.”
“Okeydokey.”
“Norman…
begin.”
“Aaah!”
“My finger!
My fu*%in’ finger!”
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John Caldwell Reply:
December 17th, 2009 at 2:05 pm
@John Caldwell, I apologize for the awkward formatting of the text.
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John Caldwell Reply:
December 21st, 2009 at 8:25 am
@John Caldwell,
____
“Norman, are you ready?”
“I’m ready.”
“Ted, are you ready?”
“Ready.”
“Okeydokey.”
“Norman…
begin.”
“Aaah!”
“My finger!
My fu*%in’ finger!”
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Four Rooms-The Man from Hollywood segment
Written and directed by Quentin Tarantino
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“So, since you’re gonna be stuck
remembering this for the rest of your life,
you have to decide
what that memory will be.”
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“As I lay in the back of Buck’s truck, trying to will my limbs out of entropy, I could see the faces of the cunts that did this to me and the dicks responsible. Members all of the Deadly Viper Assassination Squad. When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other, that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will.”
-The Bride, Kill Bill Volume 1. =)
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I love the line about the “The Killer” that QT added in Jackie Brown, which was obviously not in the Elmore Leonard “Rum Punch”
But put that bad boy in a flick, every motherfucker out
there want one. I’m serious as a heart attack. Them Hong Kong movies
came out, every nigga gotta have a forty-five. And they don’t want one,
they want two, cause nigga want to be “the killer.” What they don’t
know, and that movie don’t tell you is a .45 has a serious fuckin’
jammin’ problem. I always try and steer a customer towards a
9-millimeter. Damn near the same weapon, don’t have half the jammin’
problems. But some niggas out there, you can’t tell them anything. They
want a .45. The killer had a .45, they want a .45.
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Stuntman Mike from Death Proof: Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
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Shosanna Dreyfus: I have a message for Germany. That you are all going to die.
from: Inglourious Basterds (2009)
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in France they dont have Big Macs, they have Royales with cheese-
Pulp Fiction- Samuel L Jackson
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“Aw, the milk went bad while I was in jail. ”
Jackie Brown
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There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you. I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. Now I’m thinkin’: it could mean you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’, Ringo. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.
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Jackie Brown
Ordell Robbie: AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
the only line I really liked in that whole movie. LOL it was a good one though!
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from Pulp Ficton spoken by Jules: If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
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“Two Hard-Pipe Hittin’ n***ers”-Pulp Fiction
(this can mean more than two things-I first heard this phrase, amazingly in 1985 downtown Minneapolis)
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Kill Bill Vol:1
Buck: “My name is buck, and I’m here to Fuck”.
Quentin Tarantino is the shit!!
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I’m very sorry the government taxes their tips, that’s messed up. That ain’t my fault. It would seem to me that waitresses are one of the many groups the government dumps on a regular basis. Look, if you ask me to sign something that says the government shouldn’t do that, I’ll sign it, put it to a vote, I’ll vote for it, but what I won’t do is play ball. And as for this non-college bullcrap got two words for that: learn to type, ’cause if you’re expecting me to help out with the rent you’re in for a big surprise.
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Wrong brother, you hateful bitch.
Budd
Kill Bill Vol. 2
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“The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.”
Jules (Sam Jackson)
Pulp Fiction
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Grindhouse
Pam: That pituitary case might’ve kicked my ass a couple of times… Sorry, I’m built like a girl and not a black man, but I’d die before I ever gave Julia Lucai my chocolate milk.
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“I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.”
Seth (George Clooney) — “From Dusk ‘Til Dawn”
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Pulp Fiction
JULES: There’s a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. “The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.” I been sayin’ that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker ‘fore you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin’ made me think twice. Now I’m thinkin’, it could mean you’re the evil man. And I’m the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he’s the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you’re the righteous man and I’m the shepherd and it’s the world that’s evil and selfish. I’d like that. But that shit ain’t the truth. The truth is you’re the weak. And I’m the tyranny of evil men. But I’m tryin’. I’m tryin’ real hard to be a shepherd.
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From Reservoir Dogs:
Nice Guy Eddie: We got places all over the place.
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“”Are you going to bark all day, little doggy, or are you going to bite?” -Mr. Blonde
Reservoir Dogs
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Love Quentin T. movies! Inglorious Basterds . Brad Pitt is a hoot! Gonna Kill some Natzi’s.
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This is my fave from ‘Kill Bill Vol. 2′:
The Bride: You want to come to the wedding?
Bill: Only if I can sit on the bride’s side.
The Bride: You’ll find it a bit lonely on my side.
Bill: Your side always was a bit lonely. But I wouldn’t sit anywhere else.
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Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah.
from Kill Bill Volume 13
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“It’s mercy, compassion, and forgiveness I lack—not rationality.” – Uma Thermon as The Bride, “Kill Bill” Vol. 1.
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“Does Marcellus Wallace look like a bitch?”
Jules, Pulp Fiction
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This one was really hard for me, I love Quentin’s movies and his lines, ah, perfection, but this one always stands out in my mind. Christopher Walken in Pulp Fiction, small role, cool line “The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He’d be damned if any slopes gonna put their greasy yellow hands on his boy’s birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you.”
Thank you!
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My Daughter and I have been Laughing about this one since we seen the movie ‘ ITS A BINGO ! ” We just Love Inglourious Basterds Its just Genius like most of your other work. Thank You and well done.
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eh someone already quoted this but love it in pulp fiction: Jules: The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the iniquities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother’s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
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Lt. Aldo Raine: Nazi ain’t got no humanity. They’re the foot soldiers of a Jew-hatin’, mass murderin’ maniac and they need to be dee-stroyed. That’s why any and every every son of a bitch we find wearin’ a Nazi uniform, they’re gonna die. Now, I’m the direct descendant of the mountain man Jim Bridger. That means I got a little Injun in me. And our battle plan will be that of an Apache resistance. We will be cruel to the Germans, and through our cruelty they will know who we are. And they will find the evidence of our cruelty in the disemboweled, dismembered, and disfigured bodies of their brothers we leave behind us. And the German won’t not be able to help themselves but to imagine the cruelty their brothers endured at our hands, and our boot heels, and the edge of our knives. And the German will be sickened by us, and the German will talk about us, and the German will fear us. And when the German closes their eyes at night and they’re tortured by their subconscious for the evil they have done, it will be with thoughts of us they are tortured with. Sound good?
The Basterds: YES, SIR!
(Inglourious Basterds)
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Reservoir Dogs
Mr. Brown: “Let me tell you what ‘Like a Virgin’ is about. It’s about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It’s a metaphor for big dicks.”
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Mr. Brown: O.K., let me tell you what Like a Virgin’s about. It’s all about this cooze who’s a regular fuck machine, I’m talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.
Mr. Blue: How many dicks is that?
Mr. White: A lot.
Mr. Brown: Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it’s like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the Great Escape, he’s digging tunnels. Now, she’s gettin’ the serious dick action and she’s feeling something she ain’t felt since forever. Pain. Pain. It hurts her. It shouldn’t hurt her, you know her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, “Like a Virgin.”
( Reservoir Dogs )
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“I may be a bastard, but I’m not a fucking bastard.”
– Seth (From Dusk ‘Til Dawn)
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Count me in :)
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*From Dusk Till Dawn*:
-Earl McGraw: Well, it’s been one long goddamn hot miserable shit-ass fuckin’ day every inch of the way.
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from Inglorious Basterds
“We have a word for that in American, it’s called suspicious.”
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Jules from Pulp Fiction:
“Well I’m a mushroom-cloud-layin’ motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I’m superfly TNT, I’m the guns of the Navarone.”
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From Pulp Fiction:
Esmeralda – What is your name?
Butch – Butch.
Esmeralda – What does it mean?
Butch – I’m American, honey. Our names don’t mean sh*t.
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I always liked this one from Four Rooms
“So, since you’re gonna be stuck remembering this for the rest of your life,
you have to decide what that memory will be.”
singermagic1(at)yahoo(dot)com
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Honey Bunny: I love you, Pumpkin.
Pumpkin: I love you, Honey Bunny.
Pumpkin: All right, everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
Honey Bunny: Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of ya!
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“I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I’ll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it’s for the birds. As far as I’m concerned, they’re just doing their job.” mister pink, from reservoir dogs
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Jimmy the Demon: You were gone ten seconds, what happened?
Nicky: I was hit by this big light that was attached to a lot of metal.
Satan: That was a train, son, don’t stand in front of them.
Nicky: Well, I’ll have to take a mulligan on this one.
(Little Nicky)
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Jules: Hey, sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie, but I’d never know ’cause I wouldn’t eat the filthy (mf’s).
Pulp Fiction
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“If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.” Vincent Vega (John Travolta) in Pulp Fiction
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From Pulp Fiction
Lance: You take off her shirt and find her heart.
Vincent: Does it gotta be exact?
Lance: We’re giving her a shot in the heart, so it’s gotta be exact.
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Love this absurd, random exchange rom “Death Proof”:
Arlene: Who do you want to hear?
Jungle Julia: Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.
Arlene: Who?
Jungle Julia: Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick and Tich.
Arlene: Who the fuck are they?
Jungle Julia: For your information, Pete Townshend, at one point, almost quit The Who. And if he had, he would have ended up in this group, thus making it Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick, Tich and Pete. And if you ask me, he should have.
[flips on the radio to hear "Hold Tight" by Dave, Dee, Dozy, Beaky, Mick & Tich]
Jungle Julia: That’s my boy!
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Stuntman Mike: [as he drives] Hey, Pam, remember when I said this car was death proof? Well, that wasn’t a lie. This car is 100% death proof. Only to get the benefit of it, honey, you REALLY need to be sitting in my seat.
[slams his boot to the brake and sends Pam flying face-first into the dashboard]
From the movie Death Proof
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Uma as the Bride in “Kill Bill Vol. 1″: “When fortune smiles on something as violent and ugly as revenge, it seems proof like no other that not only does God exist, you’re doing His will.”
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“And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger…”
Samuel Jackson in Pulp Fiction.
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4 Rooms
Tarentino as Chester
Chester: About one minute less than it takes to count to 700. Now Ted, a person’s life is filled with a zillion little experiences. Some which are insignificant, have no meaning, and, you know, you forget them. Others which you remember for the rest of your natural life. Now, since what we’re proposing here is so unusual, so outside the norm, this is a good bet that is going to be one of those incidents that sticks. So, since you’re gonna be stuck remembering this for the rest of your life, you have to decide what that memory will be. So, Ted, are you going to remember for the next 40 years, give or take a decade, that you *refused* a $1000 for one second’s worth of work? Or that you *made* $1000 for one second’s worth of work?
jason(at)allworldautomotive(dot)com
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From Pulp Fiction
Mia: This is Jack Rabbit Slim’s. An Elvis man should love it.
Vincent: Come on, Mia, let’s go and get a steak.
Mia: You can get steak here, Daddy-O. Don’t be a Square.
Vincent: Oh! After you. Kitty Kat.
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Bring out the Gimp. – pulp fiction
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Quote from Kill Bill: Volume 2 (2004):
Elle Driver: That’s right, I killed your master. And now I’m going to kill you, with your own sword, no less, which, in the very immediate future, will become my sword.
The Bride: Bitch, you don’t have a future.
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Dorks. They look like a couple of dorks! Jimmie Dick from Pulp Fiction
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